Answers to Burning Questions from You

Here are thirty questions, you my lovelies, wanted to know.

1. How do you take your coffee?

Seriously, very seriously. Liquidy. In a cup. In a box. With a fox. Often. Anyway I can get it? (Vanilla, truvia, fat-free half-and-half)

2. Team Damon or Team Stefan?

Hahahaha. Damon.

3. Favorite musical movie? Singing' in the Rain. 

On the stage? Guys and Dolls.

4. Is it true you know the whole Single Ladies dance?

Yes. There might be video.

5. Favorite TV show?

Of ever? Veronica Mars. Of now? Drunk History.

6. Preferred nail polish color? 

I like dark blues and greens.

7. How many books did you write this week?

Oh, don't be silly. (Half of one.)

8. Number one celebrity crush?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt. But you knew that already. And it's not a crush - he's a muse.

9. Boxers or briefs?

For me? Um, neither.

10. Twitter or Facebook?

Really? Twitter.

11. Explain the lyrics to "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd.

You mean these lyrics? "Girl, you make me feel real good We can do it 'til we both wake up" Or this creeptastic line? "Disconnect the phone so nobody knows, yeah" Or maybe this? "Make love until we drown (I wanna sex you up) ([Incomprehensible])" Yeah. I think that last word summed it up. Basically, one of them is not awake at first. Hmmm...then he's going to make sure they aren't disturbed by disconnecting the phone. Good times. Then they will be drowning. The incomprehensible part is her gurgling underwater. Oh, Color Me Badd, we all know you're no NKOTB or NSync, but do you have to be so murderous? Oh, and enjoy yourself the next time you hear this song.

12. How do you feel about love triangles?

I don't mind them as long as it's legit and not overly drawn out.

13. Favorite drink?

I'm guessing they mean alcoholic, so Bourbon and Coke. Non-alcoholic? Coffee.

14. Do we have to watch (500) Days Of Summer again?

Yes. It's research.

15. Team Dean or Team Sam?

Little Sammy Winchester

16. Favorite book?

The Great Gatsby By Fitzgerald

17. How tall IS a short girl with tall thoughts?

Barely scraping 5'3". My personality is much taller.

18. Marvel or DC?

Oohh, don't make me answer that one.

19. Favorite Whedon adeventure?

Buffy, always and forever.

20. What's the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

There are so many factors here. So many factors. So I direct you here.

21. Who the eff is Hank?

Oh, Nerdfighteria I love you. I'm going to give you to John Green for this one.

22. Favorite movie?

Casablanca.

23. Chocolate or chocolate?

Mint chocolate-chip ice cream. From Baskin-Robbins. (What? I'm not high-maintenance.)

24. Dream man (dead or alive)?

Gene Kelley. This seems like it doesn't even need stating.

25. Are that many flip-flops necessary? And Chucks?

Yes. It's research.

26. Best thing about a party?

The dancing. (AMIRITE, Kels and Meg???)

27. Team Broadway or Team Hollywood?

Broadway.

28. Mama!!!

Although not techinically a question, it implies one. It actually means, "Can you please drop all that you're doing which can't be THAT important to come see what I built in Minecraft or to do something for me I was perfectly capable of doing myself?"

Answer: Yes. It's research.

29.How many times are you going to listen to that song in a row?

A million. It's research.

30. Do you prefer your red-headed friends above all others?

Yes. It's research.