Answers to Burning Questions from You
Here are thirty questions, you my lovelies, wanted to know.
1. How do you take your coffee?
Seriously, very seriously. Liquidy. In a cup. In a box. With a fox. Often. Anyway I can get it? (Vanilla, truvia, fat-free half-and-half)
2. Are you a super hero?
Ask yourself, have you ever seen me and a superhero in the same place. You do the math.
3. Favorite musical movie? Singing' in the Rain.
On the stage? Guys and Dolls. wait...Spring Awakening. I mean...Waitress? Ugh. This question is too rough
4. Is it true you know the whole Single Ladies dance?
Yes. There might be video.
5. Favorite TV show?
Of ever? Veronica Mars. Of now? This is Us.
6. Preferred nail polish color?
7. How many books did you write this week?
Oh, don't be silly. (Half of one.)
8. Number one celebrity crush?
Joseph Gordon-Levitt. But you knew that already. And it's not a crush - he's a muse.
9. Boxers or briefs?
For me? Um, neither. This is a weird question, you guys.
10. Twitter or Facebook?
Ugh. Right now? They both kinda blow.
11. Explain the lyrics to "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd.
You mean these lyrics? "Girl, you make me feel real good We can do it 'til we both wake up" Or this creeptastic line? "Disconnect the phone so nobody knows, yeah" Or maybe this? "Make love until we drown (I wanna sex you up) ([Incomprehensible])" Yeah. I think that last word summed it up. Basically, one of them is not awake at first. Hmmm...then he's going to make sure they aren't disturbed by disconnecting the phone. Good times. Then they will be drowning. The incomprehensible part is her gurgling underwater. Oh, Color Me Badd, we all know you're no NKOTB or NSync, but do you have to be so murderous? Oh, and enjoy yourself the next time you hear this song.
12. How do you feel about love triangles?
I don't mind them as long as it's legit and not overly drawn out.
13. Favorite drink?
Coffee. Tea. Wine.
14. Do we have to watch (500) Days Of Summer again?
Yes. It's research.
15. Team Dean or Team Sam?
Oh, Sam. I'm a Sam girl. Although, I'd love to have beers with Dean. Plus he's got a great music collection.
16. Favorite book?
The Great Gatsby By Fitzgerald.
17. How tall IS a short girl with tall thoughts?
Barely scraping 5'3". My personality is much taller.
18. Marvel or DC?
Oohh, don't make me answer that one.
19. Favorite Whedon adeventure?
Buffy, always and forever. And yes, I know Whedon is a creep, but I still love Buffy so much.
20. What's the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
There are so many factors here. So many factors. So I direct you here.
21. What's your beef with Bust a Move?
It's not a beef. Just a question.
"Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man"
Okay - are you the best man in Harry's wedding and it's just by chance he has a brother named Larry for rhyming purposes...or...does Larry need you to be the best man? Which seems weird because surely Larry has friends or perhaps his brother Harry would be a better choice. I don't know. Does anyone know???
Also - why is Harry only asking you to be the best man five days before the wedding? I have so many questions. It's quite promblematic.
22. Favorite movie?
Casablanca. Tombstone. Singin' In The Rain. <---- do not make me choose.
23. Chocolate or chocolate?
Mint chocolate-chip ice cream. From Baskin-Robbins. (What? I'm not high-maintenance.)
24. Dream man (dead or alive)?
Gene Kelley. This seems like it doesn't even need stating.
25. Are that many Chucks necessaryin life?
Yes. It's research.
26. Best thing about a party?
The dancing. (AMIRITE, Writerly?)
27. Team Broadway or Team Hollywood?
Although not techinically a question, it implies one. It actually means, "Can you please drop all that you're doing which can't be THAT important to come see what I built in Minecraft or to do something for me I was perfectly capable of doing myself?"
Answer: Be right there.
29.How many times are you going to listen to that song in a row?
A million. It's research.
30. Do you prefer your red-headed friends above all others?
Yes. It's research.